Posts Tagged ‘Patriots’
Bring It
Do you think the Pats are a little nervous about Monday night’s game? I feel like they might actually have some butterflies up there in chowdah land and that makes me very happy. As scary as Tom Brady is, I prefer the Patriots sans Randy Moss any day. I just don’t see Dieon Branch making 40-yard one-finger grabs in the back of our end zone.
I personally have one teeny tiny little ounce of fear going into Monday night’s game (ok I have a few but whatever). Have you noticed the way our running backs this season love jumping over the pile on short yardage situations? You know, 3rd and 1- Ladainian Tomlinson takes the hand-off then leaps up and over the scrum to pick up the first down. If you’ve been watching I’m sure you’ve picked up on the fact that Sean Greene recently added this maneuver to his repertoire. At this point I’m certainly not complaining… they’ve converted a number of important 1sts this season. It’s just that Jerod Mayo routinely stuffs that play. Violently. With helmets popping off and stuff.
I don’t want to see our old man LT (or Greene for that matter) leap up for a glorious 1 yard gain only to be smashed by the evil minions of Bill Belichik. Perhaps Rex watched some film and picked up on Mayo’s soul crushing tendencies. One can hope…
Is there anyone out there that could tell me why the Broncos aren’t losing a draft pick for filming other team’s during their walk through? Didn’t we already establish that if you’re caught trying to steal other team’s game plans via film, it is punishable by draft pick denial and a 2 Kabillion dollar fine? Monkey-see monkey-do I guess. Or maybe… monkey-see his boss cheat and win Super Bowls monkey-think “Why not?” I knew that I didn’t like McDaniels but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Now I’ve figured it out.
He’s a douche Bag. 
A lying, underhanded, back stabbing, (and now) cheating douche. I hope he cuts himself shaving if he ever becomes man enough to grow facial hair.
Jet Therapy – Championship Weekend
The Patriots at 11-5 were barred from the playoffs in dramatic style and as I prepare to watch several species of birds try to take out the Pittsburgh Steelers I would like to revisit week 16 for one brief moment. As much as it sucked to lose to the Dolphins, I’m now taking pleasure in the way we brought New England down with us.
It reminded me of an action movie from the 80′s. You know, where the good guy wraps his arms and legs koala-style around the big bad monster. Face to face, human and demon (or Alien or monster or whatever), sweaty, huffing and puffing…that’s when our hero reveals the pin he’s already pulled from the grenade in his jacket. Finally, horror on the bad dudes face!
And from our hero (let’s call him Jericho)? Only these words uttered in a sand paper whisper, “I’ll see you in hell”
BOOM! The explosion sends debris everywhere- dirt clods, paper, filing cabinets (?), Alien guts… Our hero has sacrificed himself to take down evil incarnate so that humanity might continue…
I don’t think we, as Jets fans, can comprehend what it would feel like to go 11-5 and still not make the playoffs. Could you imagine? And then to have to root for the Jets who just stunk it up to high hell in the second half… somewhere Lady Karma is still rolling on the floor laughing at the Patriots. Need more proof than their record? OK. Here’s a clip from Jeopardy I saw on theJetsBlog. Click on it Jets fans. You’ll like it.
