Romo is Ackbar… almost
Week 1- are you kidding me?!?! I actually ordered a six pack and some cookies for the 4th quarter alone. For about a minute I thought to myself “I can sit tight for this. It’s only a quarter. I’ve got booze. I’ve got- OH MY GOD ITS A FUMBLE! GET THE MOTHER F%&@ING FOOTBALL!!!” That’s when my girl handed me the phone and quipped “can you get me some of those Nestle Tollhouse suckers when you call for beer?”
Who’dathunk Nick Folk had it in him? Honestly, who was happy the Jets went the “kill the clock” route instead of the “holy cow we need to get a lot closer before we even think about giving That Guy a shot?” Due to the Juju I never would have said the following out loud during the game but (gulp) what if he had missed? There’s a really short field him if you know what I’m sayin.
There’s all this talk about how terrible Romo played and how he gave the game away. What about the defense selling him on man coverage and then boxing Dez Bryant in a zone? Awesome. It was a designed trap and it worked so well the football hit Revis square in the chest like he had run a hitch route. Beautiful.
Boy did Mike Jenkins have a rough night. It started when Shonn Greene barreled into him in the first quarter and culminated when Plaxico Burress leveled him in the 4th. Not that I will ever feel sorry for anyone in a Cowboys jersey but he sure got the tar beat out of him. I think Plax’s block finally raised the white flag.
Braylon who?
